Can’t we all just get a bong?

A life without marijuana doesn’t make you live longer…..It just feels longer because life’s fucking boring without it.

How a little herb could change debates, ease stress, and bring a lighter perspective to political discourse

In the current times of polarized politics we are living through I can’t be the only one who thinks drug testing should be compulsory for all politicians. If they have no marijuana in their system they face disciplinary action.

Strike 1 – Smoke a J

Strike 2 – Smoke a bucket

Strike 3 – You’re out……..Baked outa yo mind that is. You’ve just earned yourself a quarter of an ounce of white widow in a cone. “Hurricane season isn’t over”

The benefits of the strategy are vast. Have you ever seen a war movie start with the image of a politician plotting an invasion with a cone of pineapple express in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other? Plus, the idea of opposing political parties debating on whether it would be easier to fight 1 horse sized duck or 25 duck sized horses amuses me greatly.

So, lets put the pollen back in politician. Whoops, there’s an extra E there. Best keeping them away from the MP’s (during working hours). We want their jaws to be having open discussions, not swinging like Mike Tyson in his prime. I can’t be the only one fed up of all current “discussions” ending with invading a new resource rich land.

Come to think of it, do our governments’ do anything else?

The Communists and Socialists are behind the idea. After all, the unwritten code of 4;20 dictates that though must “pass the dutchie to the left”.

Jamaica volunteered to trial the method and feed back is “don’t worry, about a ting, cos every little tings, gona be alright”.

While some detractors from the method claim that not every country could adapt. For examples they cited that eskimos didn’t have exposure to marijuana until far later than other parts of the world. The medical term for this is “not being able to handle their shit”.

There is plenty more to come on the issue which will no doubt crumble along for some time. There is still hope common ground can be found.

In conclusion, life without marijuana might not actually be longer, but it sure does feel that way. Imagine a world where the stress of politics is lightened by some good ol’ herb, where debates are chilled out and focused on the real important questions — like horse-sized ducks. Perhaps the key to harmony isn’t more laws or restrictions, but rather a bit of shared relaxation and introspection. With a little more puff, maybe we’d see fewer invasions and more conversations. After all, if every little thing is gonna be alright, then perhaps it’s time we all just pass the dutchie.

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